Sign On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
Sign On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
Sign On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
Sign At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
Sign On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Come in and pick your nose"